
Five Keys to Happy Travels
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Always do the pat down. Referring to your passport. Especially if you get upgraded to first class and get shitcanned, we know this from personal experience.
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Keep some T.P. on the quick release. Tummys get weird & US sanitation is a national treasure. So having some TP on your person is the way to go.
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Learn some language basics. As we learned in kindergarten, Please and Thank You, warm peoples cockles, esp. if they can understand you.
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At some point, be in control of your food. For trips spanning weeks find a self-catering place where you can cook up some familiar foods & have some tummy normalcy.
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Keep a travel journal. At the end of each trip I ask myself the same questions & record them in my travel journal: trip takeaways, what do I wish I packed, etc. Then I read my travel journal before packing for a trip and I am set!
We ditched our tour guide a few days ago and now go the remainder of our trip on our own Seymour style. The Tour Guide had some pluses: 1) He knew the locations of all the clean toilets in Northern Sumatra , 2) And with the goal of this trip, aside from spotting some Great Apes, reaching Relaxation Station, having someone handle logistics has helped us get there quicker. But I am excited to be on our own. I actually miss the buzz you get after successfully navigating a stressful logistical moment in a foreign country. Or maybe I just miss the beer that we get to chill us out so we can handle the stressful logistical moment! 🙂
It's fun and a little scary to be on your own. Good luck! Are you seeing any birds? You haven't posted any photos of them and we've been wondering.
Great post! Insightful and funny!